How to stop using Deadjournal.
1. Install LJ Archive and back up all your old entries.
2. Write final entry.
3. Get a temporary email address from Mailinator that you'll never ever remember and change it to your default DJ email address (so you'll never be able to request your password and won't get emails from Deadjournal)
4. Change your password using the same Mailinator gibberish text string for your new password (once again, because it's something you'll never ever remember).
5. Wipe all Deadjournal links and cookies from your bookmarks and history, as well as Mailinator history so you won't get the urge to go and reopen the journal. Optional: edit your HOSTS file to redirect Deadjournal to Google or something so there won't be any anonymous browsing).
6. Uninstall Semagic and LJ Archive and delete the install files.
7. Here are my leftover DJ codes: xkgqjaaac7wk, mmvvvaaac7wm, 2z4zqaaac7wj, pse4yaaac7wh, h3yzsaaac7wg Please don't hog them all at once, just take one if you need it.
8. (Optional) Block and delete all Deadjournal contacts from instant messaging programs.
9. Play Age of Empires III for the next 72 hours.

Sorry, kids. It's just not fun anymore.